In the Tradition of Maury Povich we have had DNA results done on Rory.
What we knew for sure before the tests:
1. A.J. is not the father
2. I am not the mother
3. He's 80 pounds of crazy.
4. He came from Juvi.
What we know after the test:
1. The above 4 things
2. He's between 37-74% Rottweiler. This makes sense, his head is the size of a bowling ball and he weighs a lot.
3. He's between 10-19% Brittany Spaniel. This make sense, He's a ball of nerves and agile and ACTIVE.
4. He's between 10-19% Collie. This makes sense, he's sensitive and sweet.
5. He's between 10-19% Shih Tzu. ? Well he does LOVE to bark.
6. He's between 10-19% West Highland White Terrier. Nothing here. Maybe that's what he had for breakfast?
7. He's less than 10% Pekingese. Again Loves to bark and is sure that he is a lap dog.
So there you have it folks. Mystery solved. He's now going to be advertised to those that ask as Rottweiler/Shih Tzu mix. I will start practicing my straight face now and get back to you with remarks.
I will also be making T-shirts with Rory's pic that say Daddy's little Shih Tzu!

Love it - - - Westie for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteStill waiting for the t-shirt. And Rory is a lapdog, giant head and teeth and all (a cuddler, even).
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